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From The One That Endures Your Farts
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Hello You Silver Fox
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To My Bootyful Bestie
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Oh Haaaayyyy
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No Happy For You
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Love You Longtime
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Neither of Us Wear the Trousers
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I Owe You a Birthday Back Massage
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21? You still look about 12!
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Damn You Look So Flipping Good for 50, Bitch!
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You're Lucky I Dig Older Women
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I Only Came for the Cake
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I Flipping Fancy The Pants Off Of You!
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You're My Favourite Kind of Cardio
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Let's Make Babies
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I Love That You Don't Judge Me
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Let's Wine, Dine & 69
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You Make Me Moist
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You Make Me a Tingly, Blushing, Giggly Mess
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Holy Crap, We Are Still Together
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You Two Weirdos Are Perfect For Each other
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You Two Are Officially My Favourite Pear
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Sorry Your Ex Is Such a Tool
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Let's Pop Open The Bubbly
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You Owe Me 45368172 Lifts
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You Fellas Got Engaged
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You Ladies Got Engaged
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Man Flu? Man Up!
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Get Well Soon (At Least You Don't Have Herpes)
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Dick With A Degree
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Who's Going To Make The Tea Now?
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If I was with you... I miss you
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This Card Does Not Contain Meat
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Shit Just Got Real
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All Grown Up With Your Mortgage & Shit
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Whoop Dee Do , You Bought A Ton Of Bricks
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Who's Going To Be My Drinking Partner?
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Mooochas Grassiaas
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Thanks For All The Support
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Life Can Really Be A Bitch
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May You Both Not Have Periods On Your Wedding Day
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Bro... Fancy Being My Best Man?
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Guide To A Happy Marriage
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I'll Just Sit In The Corner Being All Single & Shit
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The Third Wheel
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I Love You Beer Belly 'N' All
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I Love Bumping Donuts With You
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You're A Bit Of Alright
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Jeans & A Nice Top
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About Fricking Time
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Criticise My Driving & Overfeed Me So I Gain Weight
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At Least One Of Us Recently Had Sex
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We Knew You Had It In You
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The Legend Has Retired
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You Only Retire Once
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The Most Unretired Retired Person Ever
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Congrats On The Pooping Machine
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Sorry I Swear So F'ing Much Mum
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Wrong Lyrics Mum
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If You Think I'm A Bitch You Should Totally Meet My Mother
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You Totally Win The Great British Mum Off
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Happy Mother's Day To My 2 Mums
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Mother You Made Me Gay and It's Fabulous!
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I'd Pretty Much Do Anything For You
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Even Though You Didn't Squeeze Me Out Of Your Vagina
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Muuuuuuuummmm!
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I'm Sorry My Gigantic Head Ruined Your Vagina
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I Wouldn't Be Able To Function As A Human Being
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Mum You Got Your Wish
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I Would Like to Thank Cheesy Chips
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Thanks For Being An Absolute Lifesaver
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Our FriendSHIP is Even Better With Alcohol
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Get Jiggy With You In Our New Home
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Happy Birthday To My Muggy Mate
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You're The Bollocks
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Dad Says Yes When Mum Says No
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Happy Father's Day You Old Git
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Dad, Thanks For Being The Main Man
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Dad Pays My Phone Bill
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Dad I Love You - Awkward
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Dad You're Such A Badass
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No One Can Pull Off A Beer Belly As Good As You Do
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Dad Thanks For Putting Up With My Crap
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Two Dads Are Better Than One
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I'll Try Not To Drop Your Baby
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Throbbing Head & Pain in The Ass
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I'd Totally Still Swipe Right...
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3 Wise Men
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The Beer Belly Is Back In Season
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Fancy A Cheeky Snog?
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Let Me Take An Elfie
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'Tis The Season To Be Shitfaced
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Let's Become Pigs In Blankets
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To You From You
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Ho Ho Hoe
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Santa's Seen Your Profile Pic - He's Not Happy
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