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Another Year Has Passed, Still A Bellend - Birthday Bellend Card
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He's Skipping Gym Classes - Fitness Card
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You Can Tell Everybody This Is Your Card - Elton John Birthday Card
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I Think You're Sexeh - Aitch Card
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Happy Birthday You Sexy Little Earthling
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50 & Fab - Fifty Birthday Card
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Old Dinosaur
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I Heard You're Dua Birthday Card - Dua Lipa Card
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Fuck Me - You're How Old? - Gordon Ramsay Card
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RIP Youth Condolences On The Death Of Your 20's - Thirty Birthday Card
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40 & Fab - Forty Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Spectacular Human Bean - Cute Birthday Card
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Popped Balloon - Cactus Birthday Card
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Mega Cock Fresh Meat - Jack Whitehall Birthday Card
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Let's Make The Hangover Worth It - Birthday Card
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Hope Your Birthday Is Groovy Baby - Austin Powers Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Bambino/s - Martin Friday Night Dinner Card
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Pretty Pretty Good Birthday - Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm Card
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Shit On It Birthday - Martin Friday Night Dinner Birthday Card
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Hakuna MaVodka
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We Remembered Your Birthday - Cute Funny Dog Card
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Shalom! Friday Night Dinner Birthday Card
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Abba Quarantine Birthday Queen - Quarantine Card
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Fucking Love Birthdays
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If I didn't drink... 4am - Drinking Card
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Bloody Hell, You're Old - Rude Birthday Card
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Birthdays Are Better When Dogs Are Invited - Dog Birthday Card
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Quarantine Queen - Social Distancing Card
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That Bitch Carole Baskin - Tiger King Card
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You're Lucky I Dig Older Men
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Happy Birthday From A Safe Social Distance
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From The One That Endures Your Farts
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In-In is the new Out-Out
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Do I Make You Horny Baby? - Austin Powers Card
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Jim Jams, Ice Cream & A Series
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Quarantine Life - Funny Lockdown Card
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You Never Liked Social Contact Anyway
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Way Too Comfortable
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Could You Be Any Older? - Chandler Friends Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Flexible Fittie - Yoga / Pilates Birthday Card
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Saved Me From Online Dating
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Everybody Needs A Bosom For A Pillow
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Let's Get Absolutely Slothed
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Happy Birthday to my Big Bottom Hoe
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Birthday Chicken Nuggets
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I Love Your Face Fuzz
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Tidy. Happy Birthday Nessa Card
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Happy Birthday Ginge
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Happy Birthday You Punk Rocker - Mr Morris Friday Night Dinner Card
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You Crazy Dog Person
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Jeans & A Nice Top
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Happy Birthday to the Man Who Has Everything
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No Happy For You
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You Crazy Cat Person
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Live Longer Than 99.9% Of People In Game Of Thrones - Game Of Thrones Card
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No Longer 22 Taylor Swift Reminder Card
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Love You Longtime
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Killing Eve Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Briefcase Wanker - Will Inbetweeners Card
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Happy Birthday Peachy Butt
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Off Our Tits and Make Terrible Decisions
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Happy Birthday to You & Your Hot Flushes - Funny Menopause Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday You Camp Little Sausage
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Woman with Big Titties
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To My Bootyful Bestie
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Go Shawty It's Your Birthday
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Birthday Cunt
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Total Cocktease
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Best Fairy Godmother - Cute Godmother Card
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Happy Birthday from the Squad
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Birthday Slut
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Multiple Choice
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You always poop when I'm in the bath.
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I Owe You a Birthday Back Massage
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Good Luck Trying to Convince People - 18th Birthday
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Flipping Heck You're 40 - I Still Would!
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21? You still look about 12!
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I'd Have Got You A Better Gift If...
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Nessa Cup Of Tea Love Card
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Damn You Look So Flipping Good for 40, Bitch!
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Damn You Look So Flipping Good for 50, Bitch!
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Happy Birthday Golden Girl - Cute Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday to the Babe with the Banging Brows
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Oh Haaaayyyy
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You're Lucky I Dig Older Women
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Endures your finger clicking.
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Happy Birthday to my Wing Woman
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Flipping Heck You're 30 - I Still Would!
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Birthday Drinks are on Me!
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I Only Came for the Cake
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It's Your Birthday - Let's Prink and Go Out Out
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Hip Hip Hooray, It's Cher Birthday - Cher Birthday Card
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10/10 Would Shag Again
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Let's Pop Open The Bubbly
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I love you despite this.
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If I was with you... I miss you
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This Card Does Not Contain Meat
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Phew I Remembered! Does That Mean I Get A Blowjob Now?
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Banging Heels, Slap on our Lippy and Strut our Stuff !
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Have A Juicy Birthday - Lizzo Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday Sausage
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I Love You Beer Belly 'N' All
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Loo Roll Birthday Cake - Lockdown Isolation Card
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You're A Bit Of Alright
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Weirdo
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Happy Birthday You Old Tart
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Criticise My Driving & Overfeed Me So I Gain Weight
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Happy Birthday Dahling
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Wrong Lyrics Mum
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If You Think I'm A Bitch You Should Totally Meet My Mother
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You Totally Win The Great British Mum Off
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Mum You're Sick
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Mother You Made Me Gay and It's Fabulous!
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I'd Pretty Much Do Anything For You
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Mum, I Love You More Than Chicken Nuggets
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Even Though You Didn't Squeeze Me Out Of Your Vagina
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Mum Life Is So Much Better Now That We Drink Together
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I'll Let You Choose Your Own Carehome When You Become A Wrinkly
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Mum You Got Your Wish
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Our FriendSHIP is Even Better With Alcohol
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Happy Birthday To My Muggy Mate
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Dad Says Yes When Mum Says No
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Who's My Favourite Step Dad - Mr Morris Friday Night Dinner Card
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No One Can Pull Off A Beer Belly As Good As You Do
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Thanks Dad For Killing All Those Spiders
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Dad, Thanks For Teaching Me How To Drive
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Throbbing Head & Pain in The Ass
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From The Daughter You Accidently Acquired When You Shacked Up With Mum
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I'd Totally Still Swipe Right...
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Hello You Silver Fox
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Sorry I Swear So F'ing Much Mum
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Epic Jazz Hands
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Favourite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches With
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Well This Is Shit - Isolation
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Stay Home Club - You Got This
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Go Cray It's Your Birthday
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Kane You Believe It's Your Birthday - Tottenham Hotspurs Football Card
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Kim Kardashian Birthday Card - OMG/30/21
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