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I'd Have Got You A Better Gift If...
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Christmas Fucking Hates You Too
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Who Needs A Pig In Blanket... When You Fucking Are One
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Luckily For You Moist Birds Are Back In Season
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It's Christmas... Don't Get Pissed & Act Like A Twat
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'Tis The Season... To Eat Fuck Tons Of Cheese & Down Wine
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'Tis The Season... To Wear That Sexy Ass Christmas Jumper In Public With Fucking Pride
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I'm Horny Horny Horny Horny
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Total Cocktease
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Birthday Nobhead
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Birthday Cunt
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Birthday Slut
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Neither of Us Wear the Trousers
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Happy Birthday to the Man Who Has Everything
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Flipping Heck You're 40 - I Still Would!
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Damn You Look So Flipping Good for 40, Bitch!
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Damn You Look So Flipping Good for 50, Bitch!
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Flipping Heck You're 30 - I Still Would!
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Flipping Heck You're 50 - I Still Would!
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Your Penis Makes Me Happy
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Let's Wine, Dine & 69
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You Make Me Moist
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I Totally Want To Hump You All The Time
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You Make Me a Tingly, Blushing, Giggly Mess
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Congratulations You Fucking Awesome Couple
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Happy Divorce - Here's To Lots of Casual Sex
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So Glad You Got Rid Of The Nobhead
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Get Well Soon (At Least You Don't Have Herpes)
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Dick With A Degree
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Turns Out You've Got Beauty & Brains - FUCK YOU!
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We Are Super Proud Of You - Even Though You're A Bit Of A Plonker
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Phew I Remembered! Does That Mean I Get A Blowjob Now?
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Whoopee - No Period For 9 Fricking Months
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Enjoy Your Honeymoon
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I'm Glad Labour Was As Easy As You Are
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Sorry I Swear So F'ing Much Mum
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I'm Sorry My Gigantic Head Ruined Your Vagina
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Good Luck You Twat
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Get Jiggy With You In Our New Home
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Sorry I Swear So Fucking Much Dad
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Happy Father's Day Bellend
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Please Accept This Fathers Day Card As A Token Of My Poverty
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Dad, Thanks For Not Pulling Out
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Happy Father's Day To My Wonderful Man
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Throbbing Head & Pain in The Ass
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From The Daughter You Accidently Acquired When You Shacked Up With Mum
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3 Wise Men
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It's Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Fuck This
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Jingle Balls
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Merry Christmas Bellend
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Merry Christmas Twatface
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Merry Christmas Ugly
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Ho Ho Hoe
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Happy Birthday Cunt
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